That's not cool man. Don't be taking my picture when I'm looking like a douche bag shit.

Overheard on Oak St.

bextcoll: Her vagina's a Hufflepuff. It's a good finder.

Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: Sailor Moon's Epic Weirdness

Alex: "I still want one of the guys from Muse to do something douchey to me personally just so I can make a blog post titled 'Supermassive Asshole'."

Erin: "On the fourteenth day, God was still stoned. On the twenty-seventh day, God woke up, looked around, said 'Where the Hell am I?' and put his pants back on."

Alex: "I forgot my beer! You can't drink beer without beer! ...That is easily within the top ten stupidest things I've said today."